December 2009
1 post
WatchUWAFRV Teaser
November 2009
6 posts
WatchThrough The GrapeVine
WatchThis Isn’t It
WatchThis Isn’t It
also, i’m pretty sure the only followers I have are robots. Which just goes to show that I’m clearly ahead of the social media curve.
I suppose I should apologize to all the other Ryan Elkins’ in the world…seeing as I took this twitter name and never use twitter..oops.
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
3 posts
watch out for the less fat ryan elkins
coming this december to size 34 pants near you.
magic hugs →
July 2009
2 posts
bike rides are not as fun as they used to be. might have something to do with my physical prowess. got my r&d dept working on a bionic suit.
twitter is extremely redundant for aim/facebook users
May 2009
3 posts
god yes, star trek reboot.
Watchjoshruben:
americansplendor:
Josh Ruben + Philip Seymour Hoffman + Happiness jokes = wejraoisfj;aklnzvakjsldfka
It’s 4am and I got to fulfill my dream of incorporating my PSH impression into a Hardly Working
Check me out live on my Justin.tv channel! See me now at www.justin.tv/elknino?15
April 2009
17 posts
hope no one catches the wine flu. ne1 want 2 go halfsies on a pig roast this weekend? think i’ll have a ham sandwich today. my throat hurts.
those clever bastards…they just keep changing the animal and adding flu to the end. the flu industry — marketing geniuses.
today i woke up. haha! 8,977 to nothing, GOD! there’s always tomorrow you son of a bitch…
3 days in nashville without technology…better than twitter
just got hair cut and it looks like someone charged me 25$ to use invisible scissors..which i suppose is worth it…invisible scissors.
going to the zoo tomorrow. then going to shoot guns. or maybe I’m supposed to shoot guns at the zoo…i always get confused.
WatchWormHoles
oh god, they brought Gilly back. http://tinyurl.com/crutap
http://magichugs.com/videos.php?id=151 good comedic minds right here folks. I love the excessive use of ‘fuck’
oh my fucking body hurts. mc hammer tweets like once every 4 minutes 24 hours a day. i get it bro..you ate, shit, walked and talked today.
I don’t watch Terminator sarah connor but…shit…i just watched the s2 finale? right? and it was epic.
I had no idea it was even close to Easter. My brain automatically translates Easter to ‘candy’ so I’m all for it.
isn’t paul walker dreamy? i’m going to watch the whole fast and furious collection in sweatpants with a pint of ice cream
im going to get my haircut and i know for a fact that they are going to mess it up, so i’m spending a quiet evening with it tonight.
www.omegle.com ..more stressful than talking to someone I know.
why am i still up?
is anyone playing fantasy baseball this year? I’m looking to join a league.
March 2009
13 posts
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #sketch #comedy #notfunny
following me on twitter must be a huge let down. I’m not sorry that I don’t let you know every time i masturbate. side note- I just came.
nashville and back
I always feel creatively rejuvinated after a trip down to nashville. Now just to harness that and actually produce something above my standard…which would register as…kind of ok.
GOD DAMNIT snoop Dogg. why do you have a show? HOWIE DO IT!
I like to leanr...learn
In an effort to extend my vocabulary without actually reading a dictionary, I’ve decided to insert words that I have heard before but know nothing of into random sentences throughout the day.
It’s also a side project to see how many people will not call me out when I say things like “ohh that shirt looks facetious on you” or “You know, I think people would better...
i have nothing interesting to say EVER. i’m sitting down all day today. <== Nice update!!
Gettin' all da women: A quick step by step...
Hey there guys. My name is Ryan Today I’m going to show you my step by step plan to gettin’ all da ladies. You may be thinking “well Ryan, why should i listen to you?” or “how do you know any better than I do?” Those are great questions and I’ll answer them both by saying…I have no idea what I’m talking about. Let’s get started shall...
I am leaving for Nashville in a few days and just wanted to say…I hope we knock this video out of the park.
WatchRick’s dance studio (originally Dec 13 2008)
Time Cop starring Jean-Claude Van Damme...
I’ll preface this by saying I don’t mean to fool you, this has nothing to do with Time Cop starring Jean-Claude Van Damme of Blood sport fame. So if you are here for a synopsis of that film, I’ve mislead you and to apologize, i offer you a Time cop review to satisfy your insatiable hunger for Time Cop. Now on with the show.. I turned 24 in late September. Yes, 24! and I’ll be...
Electricity is awesome and stuff (originally Oct 1...
I awoke in complete darkness (No, not like emo dark heart cut myself and cry. It was literally pitch black) I leaned over from my make shift bed ..also known as a couch..
He has it all figured out.
and began the cycle I had so willingly performed over the past few weeks Turn on laptop Open browser Browse Get lunch Go back to laptop Loop cycle This time something had gone awry, the...
This is a post on a blog.
So I used to have a blog and I wrote about life, love and the pursuit of sanity…but then i forgot to pay the bill and I lost about two years worth of drivel when my host wiped my info.
That’s ok (right? yea, that’s the spirit) Now I’ve transitioned to this miracle of modern technology, TUMBLRRRR. From now on all my wonderful thoughts will be here to stay! Until Tumblr dies...